Attention Parents: Want to know the EASIEST way possible to have a Birthday Party that your child & family will treasure forever?


If you're not 100% satisfied with the show, then you don't pay a dime! I'm so confident that you and your family will have a great time and talk about the show for years to come.

Dear Friend,

This year, do something wonderfully different to make your child’s birthday special. Save yourself the hassles and the headaches of trying to decide what to do… but how? -

It’s EASY!

Simply have NWA magician, Dustin Newman, come and entertain the kids with hilarious comedy, magic tricks, his crazy mind reading puppet, balloon animals, fun-loving jokes & gags geared just for your child and your guests. You’ll love how easy the birthday party is to put on when you have him there. All you do is have cake and ice cream, open presents, and Dustin Newman‘s hilarious comedy and magic show takes care of the rest… you just sit back and relax! Discover how easy it is to throw a party that will create wonderful memories that will last a lifetime.

Don’t risk disappointing you or your child. Click here and fill out the information below and I’ll email you complete no obligation details along with additional sample videos clips.

Your Birthday Party Couldn't Be Easier!!!!

You’ll love it and I guarantee it! Your child will love it too! As a matter of fact…

If you're not completely satisfied, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK!

Please fill out this form below and I’ll send you complete no-obligation details of what I offer​:

Here’s how it works: I come out to where-ever you’re having the party and do my show for you so you don’t have to hassle with:

Finding some way to keep 10, 20, or more kids safely entertained.​

Trying to come up with a bunch of games you and kids won't find boring.

Chasing kids around ... nervously trying to keep track of everyone - constantly worrying if you've lost a child somewhere in the shuffle.

Doesn’t that sound good? Go ahead, take a deep breath…. breathe easy…. that’s right, my goal is to totally remove the stress from your day and make this party not only the most fun and fantastic ever, but also oh so easy for you.

Some of the places I have performed in seat hundreds of people. But you don’t need to cram your family room with hundreds of friends and family, because no matter the size or location, every birthday party show that I do includes a boatload of guaranteed WOW moments:


Balls will appear, disappear, and change form right in your child’s hands! Imagine the fun as you hear every child scream in amazement while their mouths fall wide open!


The star of the show, the birthday boy or girl, will FLOAT in mid-air! This is always a highlight for both the children and adults in the audience and makes for a picture perfect moment!


For the grand finale, your child will wave a magic wand and make PRIZES appear for all the children! It’s an amazing ending that will have EVERYONE going “Ooh, Ahh” – guaranteed!

Every movement has been precisely planned and packed with action, magic, music, and laughter for your entire family! Imagine how much fun you’ll have watching every face in your home howling with laughter!

Send me more info NOW!!!

Please fill out this form below and I’ll send you complete no-obligation details of what I offer​:

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And as an Added Bonus: Special Birthday Party Prizes for EVERYONE!

Depending on which birthday party package you choose, every child at the event will get a special magic surprise they can take home. Unlike other entertainers who just hand out business cards, I make sure every kid gets to be a magician too!

In fact, I guarantee that every kid there will give you a huge THANK YOU!!! ovation for throwing such a GREAT birthday party!

I offer several different totally affordable magic birthday party package solutions, starting at $197– making sure there’s a package friendly to every family’s needs. And if one of my standard packages doesn’t fit just right for you, I can craft a solution personalized to your specific requirements.

Finally, to make it even easier for you, once you go ahead and book the show I accept cash, checks, VISA, MasterCard, and American Express.

“I was very impressed… The show was AWESOME!”

Misty M.- Springdale, AR​

Wow! How Can I Find Out More About Dustin Newman’s Amazing Birthday Party Packages!?

Contact me today to learn how easy it is to throw a party that will create wonderful memories to last a lifetime. Don’t risk disappointment. Go ahead and take action now. Fill out the form below, click the “Get Info!” button, and I’ll get back to you pronto — Guaranteed!

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If you don’t want to fill out a form, you can also just email me at Bday@TotallyKiddin.com or simply give me a call at (479) 802-4848.

Obviously, making this birthday a huge success for that very special child of yours is important to you, isn’t it? So don’t delay — Call Now! — and together let’s make this year’s birthday party totally amazing, fun, and unforgettable!


Dustin Newman​

P.S., As you might imagine, weekends are extremely busy and fill up fast. As one of the busiest kid show pros in Northwest Arkansas, I do dozens of events every month — quite often my calendar fills up weeks in advance. So I urge you to contact me now – why risk disappointing your child?​

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